Why stick with that worn old saber you’ve had for years when you can cut down your enemies in style?  ModBlade offers the cutest and most lethal vintage and indie weapons, well worth the price!  Remember, order now, because we can’t promise that we won’t be massacred by a rival retail clan tomorrow – after all, a warrior’s work is never done, right ladies?  Enjoy our wide selection, and happy shopping!

[Just to be clear, this is a parody of ModCloth.  None of it is actually for sale.]


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